16 May
Posted by JC as Batman, DC Universe, Events, Grant Morrison, Sandu Florea, Tony Daniel

Storyline: The House of Hurt
Date: May 14, 2008
Price: $2.99 US
Writer: Grant Morrison
Artists: Tony Daniel and Sandu Florea
Synopsis: Beginning the epic story that will change the legend of the Dark Knight forever! Everything in Grant Morrison’s groundbreaking run on Batman has been leading to this story, and nothing will ever be the same again.
Who will live? Who will die? Who will be Batman? The answers are sure to shock you in “Batman R.I.P.,”
Opinion: Ok, let me get this out of my system right now, it’s probably a cheap shot, but it’s the truth. Batman R.I.P. has proven to be a ripoff. Yes, it’s the beginning of the arch and yes I am not as knowledgeable as I’d like to be about the DC Universe - but if you keep reading you will see that these very things reinforce my point.
Now, before you keep reading there is something you need to understand about your writer. I spend a lot of money on comic books. I am a Marvel fan through and through, but I have tried to get into DC, investing both time and money.. lots of money into trying to jump into a universe I have only a slight understanding of. DC has not made this easy in any attempt I have made to gain access to this universe. You would think I would be an ideal customer, and they would actually want to get people like me involved in their stories.
So please, take the following and digest with that knowledge in hand, as it’s about to get real ugly.
Click through the jump to read my full review.
First, let’s tackle setup. Batman has what, 50+ years in chronology going on? So why in the name of Wonder Woman’s holy brazier are we spending so much time setting up this arch in an issue that has been this hyped up? Absolutely nothing that makes sense to me, I can tell you that much. The story references nothing discernible to a new reader.
Sure, there are things I can infer from the imagery, but nothing is clear whatsoever in this book. There is building mystery and then there is writing as if your subject matter is relevant and accessible to only a specific club who are in the know.
What is the point of setting up an arch without setting up your characters? Yes we know who Joker, Robin, Batman and Alfred are - but what about the woman Batman was kissing? Was that joker in Arkham? Why is Robin with Batman? What the hell is the deal with the guy in the green bird mask? Who the hell is the Black Glove?
There is no update at the beginning, no asterisks referencing past issues and no indication whatsoever of where this story is going - aside from some tongue-in-cheek text on the very last page.
I was so disappointed with this book - even a little angry that I bought into the hype.
I count 21 pages in this book - most of it made zero sense and the only meat we get is Robin having a mundane conversation with Alfred.
Maybe this book was fulfilling to DC/Batman fans and was the best thing ever written - I don’t know. Please, let me know what your thoughts are, I would love to hear your take on this book.
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13 Responses
Damosbomber
May 16th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
1Finally a review of this issue I agree with. Morrison consistently sacrifices coherent storytelling for empty stylistic gestures that aren’t anywhere near as clever as he thinks they are.
Léo
May 17th, 2008 at 8:25 am
2Totally agree with both of you. His only real master piece was “arkham asylum”, and the man is so arrogant…
Tim
May 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
3im really feel that for u 2 enjoy batman rip u have 2 read morrison’s entire run starting with batman 655. all the previous issues have been building up 2 RIP.
JC
May 17th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
4Hey thanks for the comments guys - Damosbomber and Léo, I’m really happy to hear it is not just me on this.
Tim, that is the kind of info I was looking for, I was kind of afraid that was the case and it is a bummer that DC isn’t interested in catching up new readers so we can get in on the fun too.
Will88
May 17th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
5I do agree that this is a tough issue for those who have just gotten into Morrison’s run with this book but I almost disagree completely with everything written on this page. This issue is merely a chapter of a much greater peice which started over a year ago. Grant Morrison has spent all his time in previous issues building up and giving clues, simliarly to New X-Men. It’s all one big story which can only be apreciated if one reads what came before. Then you’d know who the red-head is, who the black glove is and what the Joker’s up to. And for those who liked Arkham Asylum, you’d see that Morrison pays homage to his previous depiction of Joker as a man who constantly changes his inner-self (but you have to read what came before to figure it out).
This is actually a greeat issue since finally all the plot threads are converging (and quite beautifully too) and a great reward for the fans who have followed the title from Morrison’s start.
The truth is this issue in itself cannot be reviewed since it is merely another stage of Morrison’s wild ride and I recommend everyone to follow up on what’s been happening. You cannot be dissapointed.
JC
May 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
6Will88, you raise some interesting points but this is what we do here at ComicNerd.com - review comics. As a new reader I felt disappointed in this book, and as one going completely off the hype, it did not deliver.
One thing about sweeping stories like this, yes it’s a buildup and yes it’s the beginning of an entire arc, but the fact remains that as a reader you have to ask yourself if this comic, on its own, is worth the money.
In this case, my view is absolutely not. If this is the way the story will pace, then the best thing for the consumer is to deliver it at once in graphic novel form.
For $3-5 per week, we rightfully should expect more from each and every issue. That’s my opinion anyway.
But seriously, it is ok for us to disagree, I’m really glad someone came in here and stuck up for Morrison and didn’t allow this to become one sided.
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May 20th, 2008 at 9:14 am
7[...] our hands on the Official Batman R.I.P. checklist. Unfortunately, I was extremely disappointed in Batman #676, and my review is less than happy. We got some sneaky set pics from G.I. Joe: Dark Sky , which [...]
Stephanie
May 20th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
8Well, finally read it, lol! I both liked and didn’t like it. Of course, the artwork was stunning as usuall—but yeah, some things were pretty random. I’ve been catching up only since #672, so I feel your pain, JC. I want to track down the previous issues, but it will probably be awhile.
At any rate, you’re right that you should get more for your money. It didn’t seem like that much happened in this comic; stuff was kind of randomly thrown about, as I mentioned. All in all, it was good, but it could have been better.
But wtf, didn’t Jezebel have short hair the last time we saw her? X)
JC
May 21st, 2008 at 1:24 pm
9Stephanie, do you think it’s right that you should have to invest that much time and money into acquiring older issues blindly, holding out on the hope that they will fill in some gaps and shed light on this storyline?
Agreed about the art, btw.
Stephanie
May 21st, 2008 at 1:54 pm
10Yes and no, JC. Comics are a continuous storyline, so it’s only logical that having some prior knowledge should be necessary. But they could have done much better with this one. Putting too much backtracking/review in the comic can slow it down, but they really didn’t take the time to put anything in.
And there could have been SOMEthing before the actual comic like you suggested. I always like that. It doesn’t slow down the comic and you don’t have to read it if you’re already familiar with what’s going on. Sometimes putting character profiles or recaps after the comic, too, can be helpful, as well. I’ve read comics (and I’m sure you have, too) where they did some sort of review that didn’t interfere too much with the comic (either before it or during it), so obviously it can be done (and done well).
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May 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am
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JC
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
12Stephanie, it’s great to discuss this topic, as this problem occurs in a lot of books lately.
I agree with you, that to be involved in the rich canon, one needs to take the time to explore the story’s characters and settings. I think we can both agree though from what we’ve both been saying, that it’s not difficult to make an effort to at least catch readers up on a current situation in every book - and an effort should be made.
I wonder if it’s laziness or a marketing ploy, either way this is a folly I have seen DC make before, and it lost me as a reader then.
Stephanie
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
13Pretty much all comic book companies (DC, Marvel, Top Cow, etc.) has done this before. Don’t give up on Batman.
I was disappointed with #676 but the ones before it were really good!
It seems nowadays that yeah, it’s probably largely a marketing ploy. Is it just me or did comics have so much more to offer for your money back then?
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