Batman 676
Storyline: The House of Hurt
Date: May 14, 2008
Price: $2.99 US

Writer: Grant Morrison

Artists: Tony Daniel and Sandu Florea

Synopsis: Beginning the epic story that will change the legend of the Dark Knight forever! Everything in Grant Morrison’s groundbreaking run on Batman has been leading to this story, and nothing will ever be the same again.

Who will live? Who will die? Who will be Batman? The answers are sure to shock you in “Batman R.I.P.,”

Opinion: Ok, let me get this out of my system right now, it’s probably a cheap shot, but it’s the truth. Batman R.I.P. has proven to be a ripoff. Yes, it’s the beginning of the arch and yes I am not as knowledgeable as I’d like to be about the DC Universe - but if you keep reading you will see that these very things reinforce my point.

Now, before you keep reading there is something you need to understand about your writer. I spend a lot of money on comic books. I am a Marvel fan through and through, but I have tried to get into DC, investing both time and money.. lots of money into trying to jump into a universe I have only a slight understanding of. DC has not made this easy in any attempt I have made to gain access to this universe. You would think I would be an ideal customer, and they would actually want to get people like me involved in their stories.

So please, take the following and digest with that knowledge in hand, as it’s about to get real ugly.

Click through the jump to read my full review.

First, let’s tackle setup. Batman has what, 50+ years in chronology going on? So why in the name of Wonder Woman’s holy brazier are we spending so much time setting up this arch in an issue that has been this hyped up? Absolutely nothing that makes sense to me, I can tell you that much. The story references nothing discernible to a new reader.

Sure, there are things I can infer from the imagery, but nothing is clear whatsoever in this book. There is building mystery and then there is writing as if your subject matter is relevant and accessible to only a specific club who are in the know.

What is the point of setting up an arch without setting up your characters? Yes we know who Joker, Robin, Batman and Alfred are - but what about the woman Batman was kissing? Was that joker in Arkham? Why is Robin with Batman? What the hell is the deal with the guy in the green bird mask? Who the hell is the Black Glove?

There is no update at the beginning, no asterisks referencing past issues and no indication whatsoever of where this story is going - aside from some tongue-in-cheek text on the very last page.

I was so disappointed with this book - even a little angry that I bought into the hype.

I count 21 pages in this book - most of it made zero sense and the only meat we get is Robin having a mundane conversation with Alfred.

Maybe this book was fulfilling to DC/Batman fans and was the best thing ever written - I don’t know. Please, let me know what your thoughts are, I would love to hear your take on this book.

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