Well, here we go again. This time we have ‘official’ leaked pictures, it appears Paramount has chosen specific sites that they have deemed worthy and sent each of them an individual picture.

If you recall, ComicNerd was one of the first sites to break the real leaked G.I. Joe pics, all 33 of them , watermark free. I was asked by Paramount to take them down and I complied, but the fact that they did not send me one of these shiny pics for my site kinda miffs me. So, in response I am reposting all 33 original pics and putting them after the jump.

Here are today’s G.I. Joe pics; from left to right: Baroness, Ripcord, Storm Shadow, Breaker, General Hawk, Destro, Duke  and Heavy Duty.



Chances are you’ve already seen these over the net. So….

See All 33 of these Hi-Res pics I had to take down due to this letter, but I am NOW REPOSTING after the jump!

Now, to Paramount: I did as you asked and removed the content, and sat back and watched other sites who pulled the images from mine continue to leave them up, and now this? To hell with it.

Enjoy ComicNerd readers!

According to CC2k via io9:

Here’s the movie’s premise: the G.I. Joe team, led by Duke (Channing Tatum), fights for freedom wherever there is trouble. And their arch nemesis is Cobra Commander and his Cobra Force. The movie is based on a Hasbro line of toys, but also on a comic-book series from the 1980s, which had the Joe squad working out of “The Pit.”

CC2K has an early review of the movie’s script, and apparently it includes:

• “Accelerator suits,” which allow the G.I. Joe squad to run faster, jump super-high, smash through walls, and shrug off bullets.
• A “nano-bomb” that the Cobra Commander wants to launch — which launches a swarm of nanites that eat all of the buildings and machinery, without harming any of the people. (And how do the nanites know when to stop eating all the non-organic matter? Will this be explained at all?)
• The Neo-Vipers, super-soldiers enhanced by nanotech, so they can’t feel pain or remorse. (And maybe they can actually regenerate from injuries? It’s not clear.) A mad scientist, known only as the Doctor, creates these soldiers for Destro, who’s horribly disfigured after a fight with Duke. Destro wears a mask made out of nanotechnology, which allows the Doctor, aka Commander, to control his mind.
• hawt babe Scarlett (Rachel Nichols, see pic above) who is a virgin, despite wearing breast-exaggerating armor (which can turn invisible.) Marlon Wayans’ wacky sidekick character Ripcord has the hots for Scarlett, who says she’ll date him if he can shoot her on an obstacle course. He fails to hit her, and later realizes he was actually shooting real arrows instead of “training arrows.” Also, Dennis Quaid plays “Hawk,” their leader, and The Rock is rumored to play Shipwreck, another one of the good guys.
• a weird backstory involving a romance between Channing Tatum’s Duke and Sienna Miller’s evil Baroness. They almost got married, and now she’s a Nazi or something. The Baroness says things like, “Deep down, you’re still the man I fell in love with.” And “Do it, Duke. You’ve already killed me once.”
• futuristic killer ninjas. [CinCity2000]

Oh, yeah, and Brendan Fraser IS in this flick, in a cameo, as confirmed here in an interview at Comic Con.

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